Our janitor, Morgan Ali, suffered a concussion two weeks ago and was later hospitalized due to neurological complications. While he recovers and is unable to work, we’re selling these mugs to help support him financially. The JANITOR LIFELINE and M.A. RELIEF AND SUPPORT TEAM designs are available for $13 or $20, depending on how much you’re able to give, no sweat. The HEADSTAND design is $33, since it features an exclusive uncensored shot of the janitor’s ass.

Three designs available:

• JANITOR LIFELINE (featuring Morgan’s direct phone number)

• M.A. RELIEF AND SUPPORT TEAM  (featuring a horse undergoing a brain scan)

• HEADSTAND (featuring an uncensored shot of the janitor’s ass)